blackmarkettoothman:

womanwithaknife:

Dudes in 18th century would b like “if u don’t respond to my marriage proposal by next winter I’m going to enlist in the war and die .”

spillybun:

spillybun:

Ominous positivity

You will be okay. You have no choice.

i-am-a-fish:

doctor-basil-puntastic:

i-am-a-fish:

gentlemanstallion:

i-am-a-fish:

sharkbytes:

i-am-a-fish:

calibratedsongbirb:

i-am-a-fish:

mnuj:

i-am-a-fish:

petals-and-cinders:

i-am-a-fish:

gays, lend me your strength

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

Gun

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

trupugluvr4lyfe:

U all as parents in 20 years:

Luna Starcrossed Lover Stevenson!! Finish your almond milk. You are being such a libra today.

hiiroge:

My dad refuses to drive around with my pikachu in the window so he does this

kehrite:

people on tumblr linking all the alternative ways everyone can find them like 

deathgripsforcutie:

konkeydongcountry:

abbasgreatesthits:

kinder chocolate tastes so fucking weird i ate two of them and now i feel sick also the packaging is creepy as shite what the hell

benditlikekorra:

surprisebitch:

unclefather:

your dad is doing great

#why is their dad firelord ozai

wodneswynn:

cursedcatimages: